Monday, 29 April 2024

"The Naked Berserker " Told in the words of Stal

It was a fine crisp fall morning when the  warriors of the Tor' Mark Fell  arrived at the gates of Sardar to revenge the crude deeds of the Sardar.  The Sardar men  having  stolen some FW and bonds of IronHall the day before  to sell  at the Winter Festival.   After breaking camp we went back to the gates to plan our final thoughts for the raid.  Each man testing his weapons  swinging his sword  and testing  the weight of his Spear and Axe.  Their thoughts deep in the up coming battle and  the blood and screaming rages that comes in the heat of battle.    Each man knowing that  the Valkyries  would take them to Valhalla if they fell in battle.

When the the battle started I took  three men in a diversion to hit the Sardar  fort ,  setting  fire to their front gates and keeping them  trapped in the  fort while our men raided the stores and goods of the Sardar village.  The plan worked well and the fires were set  and we stood fast with our shields held high in the hail of their arrows.  My Second Axe, Conner of the Wind, was at my side  as we tossed our spears in an effort to keep them busy.  The fight was fierce and  when they could not leave their fort because of the fires they repelled down  their walls and were upon us with ax and sword.    

Conner went  down knocked unconscious as I was also shortly after he was.    We were then dragged  into their fort after they  were able to put out there fires.  Having taking my weapons  they stripped Conner of his cloths  and  most of his weapons .  But did not remove his sword which was still partly sheathed and lying under him.   After coming out of my dazed state and shaking off my unconsciousness I looked to Conner lying about a meter away from me. He also was also conscience.  After a we had small talk about whether  they were going to serve us mead we watched the Sadar's men  running to their ramparts  and shooting over the side at out kin.  The were unaware and not watching us lying in the dirt.  Conner  worked his bindings with the edge of half sheathed sword  and cut himself free.  

Grabbing his sword he cut down two Sardar warriors.   Another approached  and he cut him down.  He returned to me to aid me and I was free to scramble looking for weapons.  Out of the corner of my eye I see Conner fighting a group of Sardar  warriors.  His frenzy was a sight to see.   

Second Axe Conner was screaming in a rage, fighting naked as the day he was born with only his  helmet on and his manhood flying in the wind.  I laughed at the sight as I  joined the battle.  This crazy  berserker  fought brilliantly.    Around the court yard we fought  all the time I watched this crazy naked berserker.  Finally our men  were over the wall and were in  to aid us.  I had to yell at Conner in the heat of the battle as he in his blind berserker rage, he  attacked a group of Sardar and hit our own men  with sword strokes.   I am sure if he had died this day the Valkyries would have grinned as they took him to Valhalla.    

So next the next time I go into battle with Conner at me side I will  be sure to carry a spare kilt and leggings in me pack for the man,  he may catch a chill .  And to all the men who fought at Sardar.  Well done and glory to all Northern Marauders of Torvaldsland.




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